political parties

Independent: Shit happens. Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy. Republican: The rich deserve more shit. Moderate: We must also consider shit’s right to happen. Liberal: Shit will happen if we don’t spend enough. Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement. Reform: We can’t get our poop in a group. Socialist: Support the equal distribution of shit. Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again. Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit. Green: Compost happens.